


All American Male

by kitsunealyc



Category: Ultimate Marvel
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2006-12-20
Updated: 2006-12-20
Packaged: 2013-10-30 04:50:45
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 122
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3299228/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/495266/kitsunealyc
Summary: A Cap.Janet drabble





	All American Male

I don't own the Ultimates. That's Marvel.

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All-American Male 

What was a Super Soldier to do?

Steve Rodgers, all-American hero, with his all-American hair and physique and chiseled jaw, uncharacteristically slumped down in his chair. He stared disconsolately at the screen before him as pop-up after pop-up blossomed.

"Janet?" his all-American voice rang through the base, and moments later the diminutive super-heroine sauntered into the room.

"What's wrong, Cap?" she asked, noticing his disgruntlement.

"That," he pointed at the screen. Scanning the list of sites, she burst out laughing.

Steve Rodgers–NUDE.NUDE.NUDE!!!!!

XXXCAPTAIN-AMERICAXXX

—CREAMY—SUPER—SERUM—

AVENGERS UNDRESSED

"Well," she said, chuckling, "I see you found my favorite bookmarks".


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